I feel like [God]'s hazing us.
Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.
We all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.
Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.
Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy.
I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have, for religion -we protect religion- and talk about a lifestyle choice! That is absolutely a choice. Gay people don't choose to be gay. At what age did you choose not to be gay?