I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about.
Jon StewartThe Oscars is the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party
Jon StewartYes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.
Jon StewartI have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart