Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.

Don't you dare besmirch the name of Congress. They are patriotic Americans trying to dress and feed themselves.

If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a slightly different approach: they have a big tent - you're just not allowed in it.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.