I don't want to die before my parents die, especially my mother. Because I think that's tragic. Because I don't want her to get the chance to pick out what I'm going to wear for eternity.
Jon StewartThe Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as opposed to the Republican plan which is 'failure without admission'.
Jon StewartThe government is just you know, blowing the doors off the media. And not everywhere, and I think, this is where you know, a lot of those blog reporters and all of those things are bringing a lot of urgency and a lot of momentum to stories that wouldn't normally carry any momentum.
Jon StewartNobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. Itโs Romneyโs inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the governmentโs tax code largesse thatโs a little offensive to people. Especially considering Romneyโs view on anyone else who looks to the government for things like, I donโt know, food and medicine.
Jon Stewart