I feel your scorn, and I accept it.
Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy.
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
I'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.
Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts.