The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth millions of dollars to average Americans. Well, average stock-owning Americans. Technically, Americans who own a significant amount of shares in dividend-dealing companies. Well, rich people, that's what I'm trying to say. They're going to do really well with this.

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.

Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.