There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.

Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.

Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.

Al-Qaeda's resurgence brings out the worst in the Bush Administration's math and logic.

Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.