There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.

You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.

Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.

America has had to deal with eccentric dictators in the past: Idi Amin, Muammar Qaddafi, Ming the Merciless... but now the security of the world is threatened by Kim Jong-il, a nerdy, pompadoured, platform shoe-wearer who looks like something you'd put on the end of your child's pencil.

How far back to the elementary school core curriculum do we have to go to get someone on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology caught up?

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.