There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.

The election moment is merely the American public saying, "We'd rather you be President than that guy." That's it.

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

Here it is. My moment of zen.

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.

Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.

North Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack them. Which is a little strange because for us to attack them we would have to have slam dunk proof that they have weapons of mass destruction. I mean, for Gods sakes people, we're not maniacs. It would have to be an air-tight case. We wouldn't just come in there and start bombing you.