We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."

It's the same argument people say about the blogs. The blogs are responsible. No, they're not. The blogs are like anything else. You judge each one based on its own veracity and intelligence and all of that.

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.

Bush proposed a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Some saw the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others saw it as a cynical ploy to ensure that Vice President... Cheney will never have to pay for his gay daughter's wedding.

The election moment is merely the American public saying, "We'd rather you be President than that guy." That's it.

I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.