We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.

President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents to interview the other 18 percent.