We all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.

Technology. It's like science, only useless.

Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even.

I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.

[Doogal] wasn't even animated. It was still and the audience had to move.

Typically, when you're with your friends, premises are coming up left and right. But when you're on stage, you must create the premise. So you have to create the premise, paint the picture and then deliver the punch line.

I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.