We all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book), p. 36)

Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.

The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."

I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

The government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.

If someone was to introduce hope and idealism into our political system, I think the tension that would create in other areas would certainly be ripe. You would think that if you bring oxygen to the organism, the organism lives. But there may be other organisms in there that thrive in darkness and in a more anaerobic environment. Watching those creatures writhe will always be interesting.