When you're accustomed to doing stand-up, so often you're the only person onstage and it's all your thing. It's very gladiatorial. Obviously, when you're in a scene with somebody, you're supposed to listen and react - and that's a bit of a transition.

On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.

One of the things that I do think government counts on is that people are busy. And it's very difficult to mobilize a busy and relatively affluent country, unless it's over really crucial- you know, foundational issues.

I think, with the administration they do Constitutionally-mandated things most of the time, but they don't - they fulfill the letter of their obligation to checks and balances, but not the intent.

The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.

I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.