If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you just broke doesn't work.

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.

Following revelations that he fathered a love child, the good Reverend Jesse Jackson - or should we say the 'very' good Reverend - is enduring the scandal with the help of family and friends. A scandal which gives clearer meaning to the Rainbow Coalition's Operation 'Push'.

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

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