Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.

Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech?

The government that governs best, governs best!