By working to get away from your circumstance you can make something better of yourself, but there’s no guarantee... But you know what? The joy of it is chasing that dream.
Jon StewartWar that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.
Jon StewartIt's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights...
Jon StewartHere's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
Jon StewartI think it's just about the machine is about reporting the news, and then reporting the news about the news, and then having those moments where they sit around and go, "Are we reporting the news correctly? I think we are." And then they go back to the and the cycle just sort of continues.
Jon Stewart