Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.

The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every f*cking day.

Although to be fair, cherry picking isn't quite what we do. Cherries are sweet and delicious. What we do is more turd mining. And I'll thank you to give our work the respect it deserves!

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

The Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as opposed to the Republican plan which is 'failure without admission'.

Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.