President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents to interview the other 18 percent.

What good are images if people understand them?

The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I think people are used to people in show business having a lot of hubris. I think I have a normal amount of self-loathing but because I'm in show business it's considered self-deprecation. In normal life I would just be considered your average neurotic.

Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use of the letter "S." Now, I suppose you could say "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" but you probably have sh*t to do.