President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents to interview the other 18 percent.

Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.

At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech?

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.

The trial of Enron chiefs Jeffrey Skilling and Ken Lay began four-and-a-half years after perpetrating -- allegedly -- the fraud that led to the second largest bankruptcy in American history. Why four-and-a-half years? Because apparently it's harder to bring Ken Lay to trial than it is to invade two countries.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.