Oh press - must you spread hate? Can't you just stick to being wrong?

I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

I know that my job is to perform, it wouldn't be a very interesting show if I just came out one day and said, "I'm going to sit here in a ball and rock back and forth. And won't you join me for a half hour of sadness."

Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the best way to get things done for you, is for you to do it.

I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.

Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?