All in all it's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they've decided that gay people are fit to be included in their elite club-one that's already allowed in adulterers, wife-swappers, gamblers, cheaters, rapists, racists and slaughterers of man. Those who've abused spouses, drugs, alcohol, family members and animals. Congratulations, gay athletes. Are you sure you want to hang out with these people?
Jon StewartThe important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.
Jon StewartBy the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.
Jon StewartI've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.
Jon StewartWhenever you take over something that is popular and has a fanatical following that loves it, you're never going to please everyone. The trick is to have enough wherewithal to follow through with what you want to do with it and give it time to evolve.
Jon StewartThe government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.
Jon StewartCritics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.
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