We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is - on the brink of catastrophe - torn by polarizing hate, and how it's a shame that we can't work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!

Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.

If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?

The blow back from the cold war is that a weakened Russia allowed Afghanistan to become a failed state, and then all this weaponry to flow into all these other conflicts. Our greatest triumph has almost fueled our most intractable battle now.

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

People! Take to the streets and scream 'BE REASONABLE!'

Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the best way to get things done for you, is for you to do it.