Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils.

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government

Throughout his life, General Wesley Clark has stood up to some tough opponents. He battled the Viet Cong, and went toe-to-toe with Slobodan Milosevic. But today the retired four-star general capitulated to the fiercest enemy he's ever confronted: the American voter.

They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll numbers are so high because they put him on every program, spewing his crazy ideas.