Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, "Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that. That's exactly the way we see it and that's exactly the way we'd like to be saying that." And I always think, "Well, why don't you?"

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.

I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.

I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.

You can buy [John McCain's] book, but in a week and a half, he'll have another.