Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

You know, I've always wanted to be a young Charles Kuralt. I started in this business with just a Winnebago and a dream.

Planet Hollywood has shrunk from seventy-five locations around the world to just over thirty-five over the past two years. No new Planet Hollywoods are opening, which in turn has caused a 100 percent decline in opportunities for Bruce Willis to play the harmonica.

Whenever you take over something that is popular and has a fanatical following that loves it, you're never going to please everyone. The trick is to have enough wherewithal to follow through with what you want to do with it and give it time to evolve.

We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

Nothing brings closure to a campaign like opening it up again.