Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

The important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'

We've come from the same history - 2000 years of persecution - we've just expressed our sufferings differently. Blacks developed the blues. Jews complained, we just never thought of putting it to music.

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam, but in a good way.

Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.