Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.
Jon StewartI really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.
Jon StewartI feel like the only thing that I can do, and I've been fired from enough jobs, that I'm pretty confident in saying this, the only thing that I can do, even a little bit better than most people, is create that sort of that context with humor. And that's my way of not being helpless and not being hopeless.
Jon Stewart