I only find out where countries are when we start bombing them.

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'

I think the main thing that has to end is men's defensiveness.

In South Carolina, Senator John Edwards won handily, fulfilling his promise to win every state he was born in.

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.

Watching these channels all day is incredibly depressing. I live in a constant state of depression. I think of us as turd miners. I put on my helmet, I go and mine turds, hopefully I don't get turd lung disease.