[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?

Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.

We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.

Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?

I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

We feel no obligation to follow the news cycle. In other words, I felt no obligation to cover story in anyway, because we're not like I said, we're not journalists. And at that point, there's nothing sort of funny or absurd or to say about it.

Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.