[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?

My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans, sings rock and roll in the shower.

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'

Sometimes it's hard to face your own...life.