I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance

Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.

The danger of oppression is not just being oppressed, it's becoming an oppressor.

That is the American experiment. An ethnic group arriving on America's shores, to be reviled and hazed, living in squalor, or if they are lucky Squalor Heights, working hard to give their children or grandchildren the opportunity to sh*t on the next group landing on our shores.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.