Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.
Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
If you break someone's leg, shouldn't you have to be the crutch for a while?
If you don't get it right with your first family, you can always do it again with another.
Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.