When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.

Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!

It's very hard to feel the difficulties that the military goes through. It's very hard to feel the difficulties of military families, unless you're in that environment. And sometimes you have to force yourself to try and put yourself in other people's sort of shoes and environment to get the sense of that.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.

Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass.