While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and balanced Vermont's budget - all traditionally conservative policies. Dean also received an 'A' rating from the National Rifle Association, which I think you can't get unless you've killed a guy.

The Oscars is the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.

I only find out where countries are when we start bombing them.

Capote, of course, addressed very similar themes to Good Night and Good Luck. Both films are about determined journalists defying obstacles in a relentless pursuit of the truth. Needless to say, both are period pieces.

What are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have “traffic lights.” We’re sorry. The government’s not perfect, but some people wish it was better, not gone.

We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.