California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils.
Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.
Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy.
Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.
Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.