If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

If someone was to introduce hope and idealism into our political system, I think the tension that would create in other areas would certainly be ripe. You would think that if you bring oxygen to the organism, the organism lives. But there may be other organisms in there that thrive in darkness and in a more anaerobic environment. Watching those creatures writhe will always be interesting.

President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's being doing.

I like a lot of wheels. If I could have eight wheels, I would.

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.

Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.