[President Bush] recently challenged Iraqi soldiers still fighting U.S. troops like so: ... 'My answer is bring 'em on.' For those of you who may be criticizing Bush for acting like a movie cowboy, let me remind you. He's actually acting more like a movie cheerleader.

President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents to interview the other 18 percent.

When you're accustomed to doing stand-up, so often you're the only person onstage and it's all your thing. It's very gladiatorial. Obviously, when you're in a scene with somebody, you're supposed to listen and react - and that's a bit of a transition.

In South Carolina, Senator John Edwards won handily, fulfilling his promise to win every state he was born in.

I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.