President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents to interview the other 18 percent.
Jon StewartThe Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
Jon StewartI'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.
Jon Stewart