Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due.

Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government

I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.

In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.

Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.