The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.

You think that sense of humor goes as far as our ideology. I think that ultimately, we have we have very interesting reactions on our show. People are constantly saying, "I love your-your show is so funny, until you made a joke about global warming, which is a serious issue, and I can't believe you did that. And I am never watching your show again."

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.