The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.

The overwhelming condemnation makes it clear we have made enormous progress in teaching everyone that racism is bad. Where we seem to have dropped the ball... is in teaching people what racism actually is ... which allows people to say incredibly racist things while insisting they would never.

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

It's the same argument people say about the blogs. The blogs are responsible. No, they're not. The blogs are like anything else. You judge each one based on its own veracity and intelligence and all of that.

Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.

You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!