The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.

President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth millions of dollars to average Americans. Well, average stock-owning Americans. Technically, Americans who own a significant amount of shares in dividend-dealing companies. Well, rich people, that's what I'm trying to say. They're going to do really well with this.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been following time as it goes forward. What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.