The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

(Terrorists) are planning to disrupt our democratic process. It's scary I know, but we're not going to let al Qaeda tell us what to do. In fact, our government has decided that if al Qaeda attempts to disrupt our democratic process, we are going to respond by disrupting it first.

61% of graduating teens have had sex, 37% will eventually have sex, and 2% become statisticians.

I always get that cautionary warning right before I get off the phone with an interviewer. It's: 'Good luck with the show. I really like it, and if this goes wrong, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.