The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'

Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?

I'm also interviewing a guy who's just written a book about his experience living in Iraq, faced with the type of violence as he said, an unimaginable scale. And I think that the combination of that is very hard to shake.

I think that's why they're so really - here's the disconnect. It's sort of this odd and I've always had this problem with the rationality of it. That the President [George W.Bush] says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come. "And, so what I'm going to do is you know, Iraq has to be won, or our way of life ends, and our children and our children's children all suffer. So, what I'm gonna do is send 10,000 more troops to Baghdad."

When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.

When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.