Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.

As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW camp, publicly releases 1,000 pages of medical records. Now people are left with only open nagging questions: what kind of freak has 1,000 pages of medical records?

By working to get away from your circumstance you can make something better of yourself, but there’s no guarantee... But you know what? The joy of it is chasing that dream.

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans, sings rock and roll in the shower.