Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

[President Bush] recently challenged Iraqi soldiers still fighting U.S. troops like so: ... 'My answer is bring 'em on.' For those of you who may be criticizing Bush for acting like a movie cowboy, let me remind you. He's actually acting more like a movie cheerleader.

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."

Everything in Italian sounds like 'Give me your money or I'm going to beat your @$$'.

I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.