To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
Jon StewartIf the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.
Jon StewartIt's very hard to feel the difficulties that the military goes through. It's very hard to feel the difficulties of military families, unless you're in that environment. And sometimes you have to force yourself to try and put yourself in other people's sort of shoes and environment to get the sense of that.
Jon StewartCritics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.
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