We are, if anything - I do believe we function as a sort of editorial cartoon. That we are a digestive process, like so many other digestive processes that go on.

Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.

When Henry Hill [in Goodfellas] got arrested for the first time and Robert DeNiro met him at the courthouse and Henry Hill was really upset, 'cause he thought Robert DeNiro would be really mad at him. And DeNiro comes up to him and he gives him a $100 and he goes, "You got pinched. We all get pinched, but you did it right, you didn't say nothing."

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts.

Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.

Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!