I always get that cautionary warning right before I get off the phone with an interviewer. It's: 'Good luck with the show. I really like it, and if this goes wrong, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.

Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.

The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

I don't consider myself a serious and social political critic.

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.

I think that, if we do anything in a positive sense for the world, is provide one little bit of context, that's very specifically focused, and hopefully people can add to their entire puzzle that gives them a larger picture of what it is that they see.

I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.