By working to get away from your circumstance you can make something better of yourself, but there’s no guarantee... But you know what? The joy of it is chasing that dream.

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

Stephen Colbert is also then turned into news.

The Department of Homeland Security recommends a three-day supply of water consisting of one bottle per day for each person in your home. Plus one extra bottle to give you all something to kill each other over on day four.

We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.

When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.