I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

Do you know what writing a book is? It's sitting alone in a room for weeks without making contact with another human. I felt like Howard Hughes.

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot.

Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.