I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

I think people are used to people in show business having a lot of hubris. I think I have a normal amount of self-loathing but because I'm in show business it's considered self-deprecation. In normal life I would just be considered your average neurotic.

[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

Following revelations that he fathered a love child, the good Reverend Jesse Jackson - or should we say the 'very' good Reverend - is enduring the scandal with the help of family and friends. A scandal which gives clearer meaning to the Rainbow Coalition's Operation 'Push'.

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.

They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.