Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."

Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.

They create these rules and argue about things we don't even understand. It is like watching soccer. You sit there and you're sort of amused, but most of the time you're thinking, pick up the ball! That's what you're thinking.

Oh press - must you spread hate? Can't you just stick to being wrong?

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.