Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.

On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.

Apparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it!

Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as "job creator." You can't even use the word rich. You have to say, "This chocolate cake is so moist and job creator."

What would Jesus, or any human being who isn't an asshole, do?

If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.

Michael Brown, the director of FEMA, was nominated by President Bush in 2003 and plans to start the job any day now. ... Prior to heading FEMA, Brown spent the 90's as a commissioner -- this is true -- of the International Arabian Horse Association. I guess he stands out because most Bush appointees are beholden to Arabian people.