How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won't. And accepting that greatly eases the anxiety of your life experience.

I can't rationalize the brilliance and knowledge that you have about the intricacies of the market with the crazy bullshit I see you do each night.

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.

[John McCain] stopped connecting and just looked at my chest and decided, "I'm just gonna continue to talk about honor and duty and the families should be proud," all the things that are cudgels emotionally to keep us from the conversation. But, things that weren't relevant to what we were talking about.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

You're your own play.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.