How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won't. And accepting that greatly eases the anxiety of your life experience.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.

Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!

Everyone just needs to get over themselves.

The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

You're your own play.