It's like hunting cows

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.

How far back to the elementary school core curriculum do we have to go to get someone on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology caught up?

Does anyone know... does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because... uh... you've all been in charge pretty much since... uh... what was that guys name... Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success.

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.