Stephen Colbert is also then turned into news.
We all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
I don't think politics is any longer about a conversation with the country.
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.
By working to get away from your circumstance you can make something better of yourself, but there’s no guarantee... But you know what? The joy of it is chasing that dream.