I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

That, what we're really seeing in Iraq is not a terrible war, but in fact, just the media's portrayal of it.

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.

If you smell something, say something.

So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.