What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?
Jon StewartI watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.
Jon StewartI can't sing. Never been able to sing. I can't do voices very well. Every impression I do sounds the same. I can't dunk. Man, would I give anything to dunk. Just once.
Jon StewartWhat are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have โtraffic lights.โ Weโre sorry. The governmentโs not perfect, but some people wish it was better, not gone.
Jon Stewart