But our perfect democracy, which neither needs nor particularly wants voters, is a rarity. It is important to remember there still exist many other forms of government in the world today, and that dozens of foreign governments still long for a democracy such as ours to be imposed on them.

Stephen Colbert is also then turned into news.

Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.

When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.

Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'