The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the votes for the searches coming from the Court's five conservatives. You know -- the 'defending personal liberty' guys. Which is weird because I'm not a constitutional scholar, but I'm willing to bet Big Government feels it's biggest when it's inside your anus.
Jon StewartYou can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.
Jon StewartYesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.
Jon StewartI can't rationalize the brilliance and knowledge that you have about the intricacies of the market with the crazy bullshit I see you do each night.
Jon StewartI'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.
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