The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.

No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.

Thus, I've created humour.

It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.

I wonder who really is the change candidate? It can't be both of them [Hillary Clinton & Barak Obama]. What would be a black man and a woman - how could that be different than the 43 other Presidents we've had?

If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.