I just thought, there are very few stories involving me, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jesus.

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

The blow back from the cold war is that a weakened Russia allowed Afghanistan to become a failed state, and then all this weaponry to flow into all these other conflicts. Our greatest triumph has almost fueled our most intractable battle now.