You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!

Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.

That is the American experiment. An ethnic group arriving on America's shores, to be reviled and hazed, living in squalor, or if they are lucky Squalor Heights, working hard to give their children or grandchildren the opportunity to sh*t on the next group landing on our shores.

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

It's very hard to feel the difficulties that the military goes through. It's very hard to feel the difficulties of military families, unless you're in that environment. And sometimes you have to force yourself to try and put yourself in other people's sort of shoes and environment to get the sense of that.

Comedy is the only form of entertainment where the audience doesn't know what to expect. In an evening, you might get ten comics doing ten different things. That's not what happens when you go to hear music. There isn't a classical performance followed by a hoedown followed by rap.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.