No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.

I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.

Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, North Korea has to go.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.