If someone was to introduce hope and idealism into our political system, I think the tension that would create in other areas would certainly be ripe. You would think that if you bring oxygen to the organism, the organism lives. But there may be other organisms in there that thrive in darkness and in a more anaerobic environment. Watching those creatures writhe will always be interesting.

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.

The Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as opposed to the Republican plan which is 'failure without admission'.

If you break someone's leg, shouldn't you have to be the crutch for a while?

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.