Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty.
Jon StewartEveryone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.
Jon StewartThe Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
Jon StewartThe wisdom of the masses is not always wise. You could put a lot of things to a vote-you could have put anti-miscegenation laws to a vote, and that would have passed pretty handily. Either all people are created equal-or they're not. You're either buying into the original premise of America-or you're not.
Jon Stewart