Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

Everything in Italian sounds like 'Give me your money or I'm going to beat your @$$'.

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

Planet Hollywood has shrunk from seventy-five locations around the world to just over thirty-five over the past two years. No new Planet Hollywoods are opening, which in turn has caused a 100 percent decline in opportunities for Bruce Willis to play the harmonica.

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

I just thought, there are very few stories involving me, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jesus.