Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts.
Jon StewartIf you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
Jon StewartWhy do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.
Jon StewartAre you worried that, when you go to hell, you'll only be taking the local and not be on the express? Why would you look for a loophole to deny coverage to children with preexisting conditions?
Jon StewartWe all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.
Jon StewartWhile opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and balanced Vermont's budget - all traditionally conservative policies. Dean also received an 'A' rating from the National Rifle Association, which I think you can't get unless you've killed a guy.
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