It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

Most Americans don't live their lives solely as Democrats or Republicans or conservatives or liberals. Most Americans live their lives that are just a little bit late for something they have to do. Often it's something they do not want to do, but they do it. Impossible things get done every day that are only made possible by the little, reasonable compromises.

What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.

Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.

Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot." [Hosting the Peabody Awards for broadcasting excellence at the New York Waldorf-Astoria, June 6, 2006]

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.