It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.

All in all it's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they've decided that gay people are fit to be included in their elite club-one that's already allowed in adulterers, wife-swappers, gamblers, cheaters, rapists, racists and slaughterers of man. Those who've abused spouses, drugs, alcohol, family members and animals. Congratulations, gay athletes. Are you sure you want to hang out with these people?

We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign up for Obamacare - and we'll see which happens first.

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.