I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?

I wonder who really is the change candidate? It can't be both of them [Hillary Clinton & Barak Obama]. What would be a black man and a woman - how could that be different than the 43 other Presidents we've had?

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

[When you have kids] you become much more - there are two things that happen. You recognize how fragile individuals are, and you recognize the strength of the general overall group, but you don't care anymore. You're just fighting for the one thing. See and then, you also recognize that everybody, then, is also somebody's child.